| Creature | |
 | Primitive 25000 Hit points |
| Give Experience: | 20000 |
| Summon / Convince | - / - |
| Immunities: | invisible |
| Voices: | "We don't need a future!", "I'll rook you all!", "They thought they'd beaten us!", "You are history!", "There can only be one world!", "Guido who?", "Die noob!", "There are no dragons!", "I'll quit forever! Again ...", "You all are noobs!", "Beware of the cyclops!", "Just had a disconnect.", "Magic is only good for girls!", "We'll be back!". |
| Loot: |            |
